The archbishop is your father
[FSKU.COM]- A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman,
“I know what we’ll do. After I’ve operated on the priest, I’ll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.”
“Do you think it will work?” she asks. Read more
[Funny Story]Three guys in a desert
[FSKU.COM]-There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman.
“C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?” he asks.
She replied, “I will… if you have sex with me.”
The guy pukes all over the woman and runs back to his friends.
“You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really gross old lady!” he tells them. “She said we could have water if I had sex with her.”
“Why didn’t you then?” asks he second guy.
“Because she was so ugly, I was sick and couldn’t do it!”
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[LUCU]Calon Ibu Jangan coba coba meniru!
[FSKU.COM]-Sebagai seorang ibu seharusnya mengajarkan hal-hal yang baik pada anak-anaknya, namun apa yang terjadi pada cerita ini sebaiknya jangan pernah di tiru, apalagi tepat dihadapan anak-anak.. Silahkan pelototin gambarnya, Semoga kamu tahu apa maksud nya 
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Penis cowok mu kekecilan? Penis Size-O-Matic solusinya
Hi..hi..ngaku aja de cewek mana yang suka ngeliat penis yang seukuran lidi. Gak enak ngerasain nikmatnya bercinta. walau ukuran penis bukan segalanya tapi pasti sangat indah dan nikmat jika bisa memegang dan mengulum penis yang “berisi” 
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